CLASSIFIED_DOSSIER // SUBJECT: GREG_CHAMBERS

Enterprise architect. Inventor. Musician. Gonzo journalist. The following is a reconstruction of signal events across multiple verticals. Cross-reference at your own risk.

RUNNING_PARALLEL

Musician // Essayist // Gonzo Journalist
ACTIVE
VAUDEVILLE_NEBULA.EP

Lo-fi, cosmic, and unapologetically strange. The Vaudeville Nebula EP is what happens when corporate conference rooms lose their grip and the signal goes rogue. Available on Spotify and Apple Music.

SUBSTACK // INVESTIGATIVE_AI

Weekly dispatches from the intersection of enterprise power and artificial intelligence. Cultural commentary with teeth. The last honest read on what the machines are actually doing.

ACCESS_SUBSTACK_FEED →
ALIAS_CONFIRMED

The deep-web crawlers know him as Space Pirate Zero. The algorithms have been briefed. The persona is not a mask — it's the frequency beneath the frequency.

PRESENT_OPERATION

Founder // CTO
LIVE
MISSION_BRIEF

Fashion is a data problem wearing a beautiful disguise. StyleLift is the software layer that the industry never knew it needed — AI-powered, behavior-driven, built for the way humans actually shop.

OPERATIONAL_STATUS

Active. Building. The clothes on your back are the next frontier for intelligent systems.

BIOTECH_INCURSION

Co-Inventor
PATENTED
US_PATENT_11432994

Intelligence Engine. An AI-driven system that learns how the human body responds to treatment — personalizing recovery in real-time. Co-invented with the Therabody product team.

US_PATENT_11600383

Networked Theft-Prevention System. A distributed security architecture for high-value consumer hardware. The kind of problem that looks easy until you're the one who has to solve it.

ASSESSMENT

From fizzy water to deep tissue. Different verticals, same core belief: intelligence should be embedded in the product, not bolted on after the fact.

CORPORATE_INSURGENCY

Global Group Director of Digital Innovation
LEGEND
MISSION_OBJECTIVE

Teach a 138-year-old soda company how to think. Not just digitize — actually think. The difference between a vending machine and an intelligence is the difference between a transaction and a relationship.

OPERATION_CONVERSATIONAL_AI

Deployed conversational AI into physical vending infrastructure. The machine knew what you wanted before you did. Commerce as dialogue. Commerce as presence.

OPERATION_VR_12PACK

Embedded a VR headset inside a 12-pack of Coke. Not a prototype. An actual product on actual shelves. Because the best way to demonstrate the future is to ship it.

OPERATION_PROXIMITY_RETAIL

Built an AI-powered retail platform on Google Cloud. Proximity beacons. Behavior-based personalization. The store that watches, learns, and adapts.

PRESS_COVERAGE

Forbes. Fortune. VentureBeat. The suits noticed. The journalists noticed. The future, for a moment, had a face.

SIGNAL_ORIGIN // CLASSIFIED