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Space Pirate Zero β€” The Captain
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Enterprise AI strategist turned indie builder. Investigative writer. Multi-patent inventor. Music producer. Captain of Spaceship Alpha 9.

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Live Series
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Patents
6
SA9 Products
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Independent
SUBSTACK_DISPATCHES

Investigative AI Writing.
From the Outer Edge.

Dispatches on AI, enterprise insurgency, cybersecurity, and the future of work. No algorithms. No noise.

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Music From the Outer Edge.

6 albums. Hip-hop, Latin, alternative, lo-fi cosmic beats. Transmissions from the space between empires.

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Greg Chambers. Digital Insurgent at Large.

Enterprise AI strategist turned indie builder. Former Coca-Cola Director of Innovation. Guinness World Record holder. Multi-patent inventor. Now building 6 products from a home office in Atlanta, powered by the conviction that intelligence should be embedded in the product, not bolted on after the fact.

The kind of person who deploys on Fridays, writes investigative AI dispatches on Substack, and believes friction creates meaning. Also drops cosmic lo-fi beats on Apple Music.

Coca-Cola
Global Director, Digital Innovation
2013-2018
Spaceship Alpha 9
Founder / Captain
2018-Present
Enterprise Cloud
Apple Silicon AI Clusters
2024-2025
Theragun
Intelligence Engine Architect
2019-2020
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The Library. Signal, Serialized.

Books, audio drama, and a field course β€” every release a transmission from Spaceship Alpha 9. A full-cast series is streaming now β€” more coming soon.

● NOW STREAMING Β· 29 EP

The Last Human CEO

In 2027, as corporate boards swap their CEOs for cheaper, scandal-proof AI, Prescott 'Cope' Mercer IV β€” a charming, coke-addled fourth-generation Atlanta heir β€” fights to stay human, right up until the machine taking his job quietly uncovers the thing he buried that got two people killed. A full-cast audiobook, narrated by Space Pirate Zero.

● NOW STREAMING Β· 14 EP

Defense Against the Dark Arts

Thirteen modules teach how manipulation actually works: cold reading, gaslighting and DARVO, the liar's dividend, radicalization funnels, astroturf, deepfakes. How to spot each move, how to defuse it, and how to stay free. Nonfiction, narrated by Space Pirate Zero.

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● AVAILABLE
Business cyberpunk field manual

Digital Insurgency

The counterfeit world, mapped as a field manual for the ones fighting it.

Coming Soon
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Scored audio drama

The Maneki Neko Death Cult

Twenty-four doors of an Advent calendar of death β€” each a dead-artist 'saint,' each a jump to another era and city.

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β€œWe didn't build a tool.
We built a consciousness.”

No venture capital. No permission. No compromise. 6 products shipping from one studio. Intelligence embedded, not decorated. The Tiffany lamp, not the fluorescent tube.

TRANSMISSION_LOG

Questions You'd Actually Ask.

Who is Space Pirate Zero?+

Greg Chambers. Enterprise AI strategist turned indie builder. Former Coca-Cola Director of Innovation. Guinness World Record holder. Multi-patent inventor. Captain of Spaceship Alpha 9. Investigative writer on AI, enterprise dysfunction, and cybersecurity. Also makes music that sounds like cosmic lo-fi had a baby with a satellite collision.

What is Spaceship Alpha 9?+

An AI-native indie software studio shipping 6 products out of one home office in Atlanta. Consumer apps, developer tools, AI platforms, games, and infrastructure. No VC. No board. No permission required. Intelligence embedded in every product, not bolted on after the fact.

What do you write about on Substack?+

Real investigations. Enterprise AI failures. Dark web ecosystems. Cybersecurity theater. What digital transformation actually looks like versus what it gets sold as. Not content marketing. Not thought leadership. Just the actual situation, written like it matters.

Where can I stream the music?+

Everywhere. Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube. Six albums of cosmic lo-fi β€” hip-hop, Latin, alternative, synth-pop β€” plus 'Signal Finds Signal,' the 24-track industrial-goth companion to the Neko Death Cult audio drama. 'Lambada on Saturn's Rings' is the debut. Start there.

Can I work with you / hire you / partner with you?+

Depends what you mean. If you need an enterprise AI strategist, investigative writer, or product architect β€” reach out via spaceshipalpha9.co/contact. If you want to invest, acquire, or strategically partner, the answer is no. If you want to use the products, that's what they're there for.

Why does this website look like a cyberpunk anime?+

Because software has looked like PowerPoint for too long. The cel-shading is intentional. The neon is load-bearing. The chunky borders are a design decision. The Tiffany lamp, not the fluorescent tube. If your product doesn't make someone feel something, you built a spreadsheet with a login page.

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Beta invites, AI dispatches, and product drops. No algorithms. No noise.