Let me tell you a little story about modern capitalism — a tale soaked in spilled almond milk and corporate Kool-Aid. Once upon a time, Instacart was your digital grocery sherpa. A hero. A last-minute savior when you were three edibles deep and couldn’t face Trader Joe’s. But now? Now it’s a rotting, money-gorged ghoul, staggering around on the zombifie…
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Greg Chambers/ Space Pirate Zero
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"A Gonzo-style takedown of the gig economy's grocery delivery industrial complex — and what it reveals about corporate enshittification."
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#GIG ECONOMY
#ENSHITTIFICATION
#CRITIQUE
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Instacart critiquegig economyenshittificationgrocery delivery
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https://spacepiratezero.substack.com/p/instacart-sucks
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